but i thought you were just kidding

m: hey, so yeah, i'm leaving tomorrow.
s: what? but i thought you were just kidding!
m: i never kid. you know that.
s: no i don't! i've known you three years!
m: well, i don't kid.
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m: so i told her about leaving tomorrow.
j: how'd she take it?
m: not well. she was yelling and crying and making a scene.
j: oy.
m: yeah. i thought she was just kidding.
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s: that bastard. and to think...
j: nah, he was probably just kidding.
s: what makes you say that?
j: cos that bastard kids like no other.
s: that bastard!
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m: i'll see you in like a year.
s: ha! who do you think you're kidding?
m: no one. see you in paris when you visit?
s: no! you're just kidding!
m: no, i'm not. i never kid.
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s: so he left for france today.
j: you're kidding!
s: shut the fuck up.
j: i thought he was...
s: yeah, yeah.
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j: so she totally hates me now.
m: yeah, i figured.
j: how's paris?
m: you mean boston? it's nice.
j: you're not going to paris?
m: eventually. in like a year.
j: so what the fuck are you doing there?
m: i dunno. hitting on some ivy leaguers.
j: boston? what the fuck, man?
m: yeah. she was getting really annoying.
j: no kidding.
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s: so how's paris?
m: beautiful.
j: this three-way calling shit is awesome!
m: i know!
s: i miss you.
j/m: i miss you too.
[laughter]
m: sigh. i miss you guys.
j: we do too.
s: hey, good news!
j: what?
m: are you gonna come visit me, hehe...
s: YES!
j: oh shit.
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m: what the fuck am i going to do?
j: you got yourself in this mess.
m: eh. i guess it's more fun to leave her high and dry in charles de gaulle.
j: hey, uh... you think you can spare some room in boston?
m: i was wondering when you'd ask me that.
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s: parlez-vous anglais?
c: non, mademoiselle.
s: you have GOT to be kidding.
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m: boston.
j: nice town.
m: yeah, no kidding.