all of the words on a bottle of rolling rock beer in a different order

by demetri martin

women, your ability to operate
extra tender
springs from birth
good machinery comes
as your contents
cause enjoyment

cash, beer, a car... rock and rolling?
during "it" the general warning:
"we may risk pregnancy
according to old problems."

your refund from the government
for alcoholic beverages?
not ok.
refund this premium beer surgeon,
because premium beer impairs taste.
a drink! to the tribute of health...
to the pale alcoholic.
rolling, glass tanks of beverages rock this lined mountain.
should the defects
of consumption
drive me...
or you.
latrobe, latrobe, col, ct, de, ia, ma, ny, vt, ca, mi
"33"